December 2011
1 post
AJax vs. The Anti
Guess which one is me.
AJax - Why do u seem so angry?
Anti - I'm not angry, I just watch someone shoot him in the face...Where's ol Chaney when I need him lol
AJax - LoL, why?
Anti - Cuz some value life, some don't & some should just leave this world to make others happy.
AJax - That's mean.
Anti - No, that's life.
October 2011
2 posts
Random Twitter Question
Girl: I don't know what to do on twitter
Me: Huh, sorry, wasn't payin you any attention. *lie*
Girl: I'm foreal...Do I need a lot of followers?
Me: eh, I dunno...Yes & No...It's up to you.
Girl: I want millions of followers.
Me: LoL, now that's something I would never wish on someone...I like my lil bit of followers, at least I know 1/2 of mine personally, the others are random people I never talk to.
Girl: Oh, I see...Now I understand.
Me: Have fun with it.
Random Convo
Home-Girl: Your single, you should be able to find anyone with your sexiness.
Me: LoL, girl you a trip.
Home-Girl: I'm serious!
Me: These people around here are scared of everything.
Home-Girl: Scared of what?!
Me: Themselves.
Home-Girl: You crazy.
Me: Yeah, I know...I had this same convo with 2 different people in the same day. Did ya'll text each other? LoL jk
Home-Girl: LoL, but what do you mean they scared of themselves?
Me: I'll put it like this...I don't give a fuck & most guys do, why, I dunno, because I live by "I wish a nigga would"
Home-Girl: That's why I love you.
Me: awww, your too sweet.
*Then I was off to have some fun*
September 2011
1 post
A Moment In My Head
Ok, so I was walkin my dog, everything is goin all gravy n everything. When I get to the door, this electrician guy pops up out of nowhere. So, what happens when you spook a 11yr old dog? They bark! And that’s what happened. After 2 loud barks I get here to stop, pretty good I might add. He said, don’t let that vicious dog off the leash. I got heated & something snapped in me, but...
August 2011
1 post
Would u rather?...
Just read the funniest would you rather… Would you rather find true love or $10 million dollars?
This is a tough one
July 2011
3 posts
“Random Guy: Can I get a very big large Tea wit some extra pickles please.
Me:...”
I miss my car
June 2011
1 post
Me n B2ThaRy
Me: Make it rain trick...
Bryan: Who throwin money?
Me: LoL, nobody. Just thought about it.
February 2011
4 posts
Random Last Min Convo b4 My Departure
I'm tired as hell!
How are u tired?
I'm walkin takin a walk in someone elses shoes while still keeping my life going.
Ewes.
Yeah, tell me about it.
You should get you some coffee.
Nah, I'm good, no really, I'm good. I'd rather be tired than amped up right now. It makes it easier for me not to snap at the world.
Yeah, I agree with you, don't need u goin BCC on anyone after what you've been through.
Ain't that the truth girl.
Some would say I’m crazy but when your crazy, your crazy. I’m actually up & I’m ok with it. Will I fall back asleep? Who knows…I should but I feel as if I should walk a day in your shoes, but I dunno if I have enough stuff to-do to occupy my time till I have to work. We shall see.
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Question of the Day!
You spend the 1st hour on your phone walkin around stocking things that are already stocked, the next 30 mins you walkin around takin orders out (which we have someone for), 30mins of wrappin food, the next 30mins in the bathroom, the next 15mins doing someones else job again, & the last 15mins complaining about how your ready to go. So the question is: “How do you consider yourself a...
January 2011
11 posts
Today is gonna be full of reflections on myself. It’s about that time again, gotta look at the programming in my brain & figure out how many connections in there are going bad & have intersected with others. It’s gonna be an intense meditation session. I hope it helps.
Today is gonna be full of reflections on myself. It’s about that time again, gotta lo
Today is gonna be full of reflections on myself. It’s about that time again, gotta lo
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Today
Last Nite Thoughts
Here at Karma just chillin with my future bf the bartender…I’m gonna have to show him how to get people in here, it’s easy, he’s just starting, but what I’m gonna do for him, I was born for. It’s time for a lil of Corr’s magic to go to work. Can I pull it off & still get my stuff together & goin, since I am at a stand-still till next month. We...
I totally didn't know it was Martin Luther Day yesterday
Wait, what? Martin Luther Day?
You heard me right!
Ok, just checkin
I'll scoop her eyes out with a spoon if she looks at me like that again.
I agree
#BGC:LA My Thoughts
I loved how the first night went but did it really have to get that serious? I mean, why do these bitches get mad at everything? That’s like gettin mad cuz the sun came up, stupid. I already hate Nikki. I love how she’s a Tom-Boy n whatnot but why would u go on the Bad Girls Club knowing that it’s gonna be female territory? Are u tryin to make a statement or something? The only...
#SMH - What am I gonna do tomorrow, everything gonna be closed, I hate the snow.
Me - I don't know what your gonna do but my ass will be loungin around cuz I've had a very long week, with one comin right up behind it. I'll take a snow day any day. Maybe u need a job of some sort, maybe we wouldn't of had this lil discussion.
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How Am I Feeling?
Well, as of right now, #CorrTV is ready to hit the ground running. I’ve gotten all those feelings I use to have every time I use to be on stage in the orchestra. It’s an awesome feeling…I’m super tired but I’m so ready to get that face time with the world. I hope there’s more love than haters out there. I miss my friends I haven’t seen in awhile, but I...
December 2010
1 post
A convo between Me & Sharon
Sharon: Can I ask u a question?
Me: Not really...but go ahead.
Sharon: I need to get some more Christmas shopping done.
Me: Mmmk, what does that have to do with me?
Sharon: I just need to get a few more things & I'm done.
Me: Ok, so, what do you want?
Sharon: Are you gettin ready to leave?
Me: Damn it Sharon YES, what the fuck you want?
Sharon: I just need to get a few things by my other job.
Me: No, No, NO!!! I got stuff I got to-do today. I'm sorry, but where are your fuckin kids.?!
Sharon: they at work.
Me: Bullshit, I can't, stop askin, I'm done.
Sharon: where's the love?
Me: excuse me? The love...ask yo kids where's the love...My car isn't the international cab of Sharon. I'm not your kid & you should respect the fact that I do do stuff for you cuz ya kids suck...I got family to attend to b4 I go home & get wasted b4 I have to be in a single house around them.
Sharon: But I love you!
Me: that's all n good but u still ain't chamgin my mind...I go through this every year & you ain't messin it up.
Sharon: Fine......You gon need me one day, watch.
Me: Riiiiight...it'll be a cold day in hell when I come beggin my ass to you. I wish u could understand where I'm comin from but yo ass ain't got a car so you don't know.
November 2010
1 post
Lord, this change over to winter can’t just fly by huh. Well I’m doin the usual as I can cuz it’s cold & me no like lol. Coming back full force for the Spring Season. Too excited.
September 2010
4 posts
Me: Where the hell is Anne?
Everyone: In the back.
Me: Anne, if u don't brang yo ass up here, we busy.
Anne: I was washin the dishes you asked me to wash.
Me: That was 3hrs ago, we ain't got time for that.
Anne: Next time I won't do 'em.
Me: Next time you should do 'em when I ask and not when you feel like it cuz now ya fuckin up the line.
Anne: Whateva, I'm gettin ready to go anyways.
Me: I know cuz it's time for you to leave. Bye
Too Funny
Me: Why is Drive Thru clocked out?
Nite Crew Leader: I already counted it down.
Me: Why? Your spending your cleaning time doing that & it won't get you out any faster.
Nite Crew Leader: I don't know about you, but I don't like to be in here by myself.
Me: Huh? Are you scared or something?
Nite Crew Leader: Yeah, but I wouldn't say scared.
Me: Really?! You need the mentality of "I wish a nigga would" cuz that's what I say to myself when I'm in here at 3am.
Nite Crew Leader: Whatever.
Me: You say that like I'm right or something.
*Nite Crew Leader walks away*
Me: Don't be such a scared bitch.
Too awesome this took too long to sign into #LOL
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Had to go outside of twitter for this one.
#DearTaylorSwift #AintNothingSexyAbout #afterinut #GameStop #LoseForGood #VMAs
Now if ya don’t Re-Tweet this. I don’t know what to say to you.
July 2010
2 posts
11 tags
How was your night?
Had a fantastic night w/ @Baby_B00m & non-tweeters. It was great, we got Chocolate Wasted. Well I got chocolate wasted, @Baby_B00m got white boy wasted. LOL. Last night was in my top 20 best nights, but I think I may have to retract that. After the party train came to an end, drama started. It was a lil more than I needed at that time. All I have to say about that is, If you can’t handle...
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What Kinda Cheese Doesn't Work?
Send in all your crazy responses.
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Animal of the day!
Aphids…Just read up on them. These things made my skin crawl. It kinda makes me wanna do some really detailed cleaning. Level 10 on the Creepy scale. Check it out yourself @ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphid if you think I’m wrong, let me know.
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V.I.P @ SCDMV?
This one is a little shorter than the first. Only because I wanted to see if anyone would actually read it. In fact, I read it twice after I posted it. But that’s me. Anyways to the next portion of my day, The SCDMV! Just for the people who have no idea what I’m talking about…DMV = Department of Motor Vehicles. There it’s said.
I just had to go to the DMV to get that...
June 2010
9 posts
13 tags
How was your day?
So, today I had to go pay my car taxes. I had a blast. When I first walked in I looked around, just as naturally as everyone else would. The line was long as hell. I got pissed right then & there. Yes, I got mad cuz there were so many f*ckin people there. The first question I have to ask is: “Why do people insist on bring kids with them?” Knowing that you were once that kid that...
John Lennon Solo Albums Digitally Remastered →
(via norwegianwood9)
“Whoa! Larry King says goodbye to his show after 25 years.. http://ow.ly/2516D
...”
– mtvnews
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True Blood Season 3
True Blood is one of my favorite shows on HBO right now. I’m looking for some True Blood fans that are willing to talk about the show/characters. Things they like, things they don’t, things they don’t understand…Anything that has to do with the show. I know it’s scary to talk about anything online so I’ll start and hopefully I have at least one person that...
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“He who laughs last probably didn’t get the joke.”
– http://www.great-inspirational-quotes.com/funny-quotes.html
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Explanations For All My Actions
My first blog. Not really sure what I wanna talk about. Sooner or Later I’ll be bloggin away, so Stay up-dated, follow me, or whatever you prefer. I respond to any & all questions, comments, & haters. Yes, I said it. Everyone has at least one hater out there that’ll just pop up with their little comments. And yes i will blog it, yes i will post it, and yes i will probably make...