Corr's Spot!

A convo between Me & Sharon

1. Sharon: Can I ask u a question?
2. Me: Not really...but go ahead.
3. Sharon: I need to get some more Christmas shopping done.
4. Me: Mmmk, what does that have to do with me?
5. Sharon: I just need to get a few more things & I'm done.
6. Me: Ok, so, what do you want?
7. Sharon: Are you gettin ready to leave?
8. Me: Damn it Sharon YES, what the fuck you want?
9. Sharon: I just need to get a few things by my other job.
10. Me: No, No, NO!!! I got stuff I got to-do today. I'm sorry, but where are your fuckin kids.?!
11. Sharon: they at work.
12. Me: Bullshit, I can't, stop askin, I'm done.
13. Sharon: where's the love?
14. Me: excuse me? The love...ask yo kids where's the love...My car isn't the international cab of Sharon. I'm not your kid & you should respect the fact that I do do stuff for you cuz ya kids suck...I got family to attend to b4 I go home & get wasted b4 I have to be in a single house around them.
15. Sharon: But I love you!
16. Me: that's all n good but u still ain't chamgin my mind...I go through this every year & you ain't messin it up.
17. Sharon: Fine......You gon need me one day, watch.
18. Me: Riiiiight...it'll be a cold day in hell when I come beggin my ass to you. I wish u could understand where I'm comin from but yo ass ain't got a car so you don't know.