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V.I.P @ SCDMV?

This one is a little shorter than the first. Only because I wanted to see if anyone would actually read it. In fact, I read it twice after I posted it. But that’s me. Anyways to the next portion of my day, The SCDMV! Just for the people who have no idea what I’m talking about…DMV = Department of Motor Vehicles. There it’s said.

I just had to go to the DMV to get that stupid sticker to go on my license plate. I think you can only use the excuse, “My mom does all this for me, so I don’t have to”, so many times. So, I walk in & this place is bigger than when I was a kid. They have a new system & everything. So, I go up to this little kiosk thing & I get a number that I suppose to wait till it was called. But when your me…It doesn’t take much for me to get impatient & walk out. Everyone knows this (my twitter buddies, friends, family, co-workers). As I start walking around looking for a seat. I sat down & naturally *there it is again* looked around checking out who’s all there. As I wait there, for about a minute or two, I hear the guys sitting across from me talking. Actually not talking, cracking jokes. So, naturally, I scan the room again checking out what they’re cracking up about. There was a lady working there in all blue & I swear she had to weight 450-500. I mean, girl was big & for her to be wearing all blue…Now someone should of told her that was a no, no. But as these guys giggle & laugh, I look around & I get spotted by this random lady motioning me to come over. So, naturally, I did. She had recognized me from my job & asked me what I needed. Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m sorta/kinda nice, so I proceeded to ask “I don’t have to wait”…”no” she says. Can we say V.I.P.? That’s not the only place I’ve been to & instantly gotten help. I wouldn’t go as far as to say that I feel like a celebrity, but I’m popular around here. I like it, I love it, just don’t mess it up for me, LOL. I do have a reputation to uphold. 

I got that sticker thing & put it on my tag while listening to “Shots - LMFAO feat. Lil Jon” Yeah, not may people were happy with that. But, you know me, I don’t care, I’m me.

Once again I ask: Leave comments, Ask questions, Do something! no likes to be a robot.

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So, today I had to go pay my car taxes. I had a blast. When I first walked in I looked around, just as naturally as everyone else would. The line was long as hell. I got pissed right then & there. Yes, I got mad cuz there were so many f*ckin people there. The first question I have to ask is: “Why do people insist on bring kids with them?” Knowing that you were once that kid that didn’t want to stand for hours waiting in line with your parent(s). When I was little, I hated it. I was always like, why do I have to go. It’s boring, LOL. Some kids were sitting quietly, some were crying, & some were just wildin’ out. Guess which ones I’m gonna talk about……Yeah, the wildin’ out ones. You saw it coming. The kid that I’m gonna talk about was the worst. I think I saw a little of my childhood in him, LOL. He wasn’t that bad, I actually got some laughs out of him. He showed all the signs of “I’m ready to go”. I’m not gonna go into all the details of what he did, said, etc. If you ask, I will. :-) After the just disappears, I turn my focus to the people in-front & behind me. 

Oh just to clarify, Yes, I did say that the kid just disappeared. I don’t know where he went. Who ever he was with didn’t seem to care either cuz she was 8 people in-front of me. But hey, that’s South Carolina for ya.

So, 2 people in-front of me, I start to recognize this guy. I’ve seen this guy out at bars, clubs, & other random places that I hangout at. But I wasn’t shocked at the fact that I knew someone else in the building…No, I was shocked that he was chewing his gum w/ his mouth wide open. Now that’s the #1 thing that will make me just as mad as anything. I know that gum wasn’t that good. It’s just gum. So, naturally I tweeted it, like i tweet almost anything & everything I see. As I press the send button on my phone, I looked over my shoulder, just to see if anyone was looking/reading the text. As I turn my head, I notice that the guy right behind me had read everything I just typed cuz he was staring at my phone. So, naturally, LOL I love using the word “naturally”. It’s only because I do what’s natural. I don’t sugar coat it, I don’t hide it, I just do it. Back to the story. I looked him dead in the eyes & turned back around. I don’t know what it is about my eyes, but I think I scare people. He took like 3 steps back, pulled out his phone, & started texting someone. He kept his distance till I was next in line to pay. Let me tell you about that guy now. I’ll tell anyone if they’re cute/ugly/tacky/ghetto/etc. I’m a very truthful person. But, this guy was hot. He’s what some of you would call a but-a-face. If you don’t know what a but-a-face is, then, your probably one, LOL. No offense. 

But I successfully paid my car taxes. It took only a hour. I thought it was gonna take longer, but boy was I surprised. After that, I had to venture to the SCDMV. Stay tuned for that trip. Oh yeah, Ask questions, Leave comments, Do something, because I love all input. Who knows, you could be in my next blog. ;-)